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lyrics

I love my dog
More than I love you
Cos she does what
I tell her to
And yeah you don't shit in the street
You don't sniff people's bottoms
Whenever you meet them
I still love my dog more than I love you.
She don't make any laundry
Cos she don't wear no clothes
She don't make any washing up
She's only got 2 bowls.
Her needs are not complex
She just likes walks and sticks
She thinks that I'm the best thing in the world
But she never pesters me for sex
And yeah you don't shit in the street
You don't sniff people's bottoms
Whenever you meet them
I still love my dog more than I love you.

I love my cat
More than I love you
Cos she does what
I tell her to
And yeah you don't shit in a tray in the house
You have never ever caught a mouse
Oh I think I love my cat more than I love you.
She don't make any laundry
Cos she don't wear no clothes
She don't make any washing up
She's only got 2 bowls
And yeah you don't shit in a tray in the house
You have never ever caught a mouse
Oh I think I love my cat more than I love you
Meow.

Then there's my fish
I love him so
Cos I can get drunk and repeat myself
And he will never know
He won't need an expensive funeral
I can just flush him down the toilet bowl
Oh I think I love my fish
More than I love you.
He don't make any laundry
Cos he don't wear no clothes
He don't make any washing up
He's only got one bowl.
His needs are not complex
His food comes in tiny flecks
He thinks that I'm the best thing in the world
Yet he never pesters me for sex
He won't need an expensive funeral
I can just flush him down the toilet bowl
Oh I think I love my fish
More than I love you.

credits

from Emergency Album for a Crisis Situation, released June 28, 2020
Written and arranged by Hattie Hatstar.
Accordion and vocals by Hattie Hatstar
Double bass by Jules Bushell
Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jules Bushell

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After 20 years of poking fun at everyone and everything on the festival and club circuit, Hattie Hatstar is a finely tuned weapon, using wit to make occasionally serious points.

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