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Mexican Hat

from Old Hat by Hattie Hatstar

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Some bastard just spilt my free beer
There’s a nutter talking in my ear
The power’s gone down and the lights have gone out
The guitar’s out of tune and the drummer can’t count.
It’s all running about 3 hours late
The next band they are getting irate
The soundman is drunk on the job
And his backup has smoked too much pot.

A drunk fan is making requests
Her eyes sliding about on her head
I can’t understand what she said
And her dog it just pissed on my legs
A munter has come through the door
Seems to be incoherent with rage
Ends up falling face down on the floor
Now there’s not enough room on the stage.

We have finished 4 songs
We are having a chat
About what song is next
Is it this or it that
Out of place, off her face, out of tune, out of time
There is some bloody woman singing ‘Summertime’

Do you think we’re doing nothing?
Do we make it look like fun?
If you don’t piss off in a minute
We’re going to kick you up the bum.
We’re all trying to keep in rhythm
We’re all trying to stay in time
If you’d get off the stage and listen
That would really suit us fine.

Live performance it is so exciting
By the end everybody was fighting
Someone panicked and called the police
And we got done for riot inciting.

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from Old Hat, released October 10, 2010

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After 20 years of poking fun at everyone and everything on the festival and club circuit, Hattie Hatstar is a finely tuned weapon, using wit to make occasionally serious points.

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