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I want to give birth to a clanger

from National Treasure by Hattie Hatstar

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I want to give birth to a clanger because clangers are made of pink wool.

I want to give birth to a clanger
Because clangers are made of pink wool
They were knitted by Oliver’s auntie
And they don't shit and vomit or bawl
Their faces are streamlined and pointy
And they never cause trouble at all
Oh it wouldn't be such a big problem
To squeeze one from such a small hole.

Instead I gave birth to a baby
With a head like a giant football
And when he arrives he was screaming
But I screamed the loudest of all
Humans are full of design faults
The biggest of all is in mums
Cos for about sixteen weeks after
I couldn't sit down on my bum.

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from National Treasure, released June 6, 2008

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After 20 years of poking fun at everyone and everything on the festival and club circuit, Hattie Hatstar is a finely tuned weapon, using wit to make occasionally serious points.

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