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The Fag Song.(cough)

1.well you have another fag
And then you have another drink
And you smoke a little spliff
And you have a little think
And it's all twisted in your mind
And there's no escape to find
And you keep running into walls
And all the alleys turn out blind...

ch.They never taught you knots at school
So you can't tie a noose,
And you can't afford a shotgun
And bic razors just won't do it
And the oven is electric
And you haven't got a car
The trains are unreliable
The nearest cliff to far,
So just have another fag
Oh they're worse for you than scag
And you'll die horribly
A coughing cursing hag.

2.When the light of morning comes
You see the contents of your lungs
And while you're gagging
you realise that you've smoked tonnes
You must have smoked about a billion
And it costs you loads of pounds
And then there's the added guilt
Of all the trees that they chopped down.
And now you're lying in your hospital bed
Blagging fags off all your guests
With your bubbling lungs
And your yellow vest
Will you be right glad?
Will you feel it in your chest?
Your life was made of fags
As you struggle for your last breath.

ch.

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from National Treasure, released June 6, 2008

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After 20 years of poking fun at everyone and everything on the festival and club circuit, Hattie Hatstar is a finely tuned weapon, using wit to make occasionally serious points.

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