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lyrics

I'm Hattie, I am 46 and I never think about sex.....

I don't think about
I won't talk about sex
I won't talk about sex it's too complex
It's not what I think of when I wake up
And drink my first cup of tea
I never ever think of all the glorious things
That I want you to do to me
I don't think about
I won't talk about sex
Cos I'm English and I'm too repressed.

I don't dream about
I don't scream about sex
i won't talk about
Don't have thoughts about sex
I don't fantasize about you
When I'm driving home at night
Thinking of all the things we're gonna do
Cos I'm way too uptight
I don't dream about
i don't scream about
I won't talk about
Don't have thoughts about
i never think about sex.

Oh you'll make me blush
If you mention thrush
And I'll have to see you later
If you want to talk about my vibrator
I never watch porn on my phone
When I should be working from home
I don't buy lubrication by the ton
Cos I don't approve of that kind of fun
I don't dream about
i don't scream about
I won't talk about
Don't have thoughts about
i never think about sex.

I won't instigate, I won't advocate sex
Won't participate or contemplate sex
I don't snigger like a pervert in the supermarket queue
When I am bored and thinking of the things
That I'm going to do to you
I won't instigate
I can't advocate
Won't participate
Or contemplate sex
It's too complex
It makes a mess
I'd have to get undressed
I'm too repressed
To ever ever think about sex.

credits

from Emergency Album for a Crisis Situation, released June 28, 2020
Written and arranged by Hattie Hatstar
Accordion and vocal by Hattie Hatstar
Double bass by Jules Bushell
Percussion by Hattie Hatstar
Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jules Bushell

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After 20 years of poking fun at everyone and everything on the festival and club circuit, Hattie Hatstar is a finely tuned weapon, using wit to make occasionally serious points.

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