Home on the Range

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A song about housework

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Oh give me a home
Where the washing up's done
Where the carpets get clean by themselves.
Where all that is heard
Is the occasional word
From those magical, cleaning up elves.
Home, home on the range,
Where I don't have to cook my own tea.
They pick up my knickers
And wash my old socks
Oh those elves really do it for me.

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from Mental Floss, released February 22, 2016

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After 17 years of poking fun at everyone and everything on the festival and club circuit, Hattie Hatstar is a finely tuned weapon, using wit to make occasionally serious points.

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