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A song about grief and crying in the shed

lyrics

If you want me
You can find me
Crying in the shed
If you want me
You can find me
Crying in the shed
Crying on the floor
While the tools gather dust
Crying on the floor
While the bikes turn to rust
Oh if you want me
You know where to find me
Crying in the shed.

If you want me
You can find me
Crying in your favourite cafe
Or maybe weeping on the beach
Where we used to go on holiday
Holidays make me cry
Belgium makes me cry
Bike rides make me cry
Cheese on toast makes me cry
Avocados make me cry
But most of all it's the shed.

If you listen you can hear them
A million widows weeping in sheds
Weeping over all that crap that's theirs
Now that their husbands are dead.
Do they take it to the tip?
Do they keep hold of it?
Do they list it all on ebay
And make a million quid?
No they just sit there
Crying in the shed.

So if you want me
You can find me
Crying in the shed
If you want me
You can find me
Crying because you're dead
Crying on the floor
While the tools gather dust
Crying on the floor
While the bikes turn to rust
Reduced to hysterics by a pair of your gloves
I'll be crying in the shed

credits

from Emergency Album for a Crisis Situation, released June 28, 2020
Written and arranged by Hattie Hatstar
Ukulele and vocal by Hattie Hatstar
Double bass by Jules Bushell
Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jules Bushell

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After 20 years of poking fun at everyone and everything on the festival and club circuit, Hattie Hatstar is a finely tuned weapon, using wit to make occasionally serious points.

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